Can I Pray To God Through His Blog?

Dear God,

How do I speak to you? I have tried praying but it doesn’t work. Then I saw that you have a WordPress account. Can I pray to you through your blog?

- Peter

Peter,

Well, you can use this blog to speak and pray to me, sure. But wouldn’t you prefer a more creative method?

Have you tried morse code? How about armpit farts?

Besides, Peter, what do you really have to say to God? Here you are talking to me, and all you’ve said so far is that you can’t talk to me. If you can’t talk to me, then how come I got your message?

Pray away, if you like. I’m ready.

- God