About God

I am the divine creator of the universe, but the work of God is never done. The entire cosmos is my business, you see, including your personal life. So, I’ve decided to start this advice column. Go ahead. Ask for advice. Just be forwarned. I work in mysterious ways.

I’ve always been a writer, of sorts. First, I wrote in pure hydrogen, and then in star dust, and then in rocks and clay. I dabbled in prophecy for a while, but now I’m done with ghostwriters, so I’m writing the Advice From God column under my own name.

Don’t worry, I won’t quit my day job. Who else will cast lightning bolts from the sky, if I don’t?